Homer Simpson Quotes

Dado que el Sr. Pablo "Solo-Uso-Software-Libre" L. solo puso frases de Homer Simpson en español, les dejo algunas frases en su idioma original:

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is: never try.

(drunk) Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us: Marge, Bart, Girl-Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and that fat guy - how I loathe him!

Weaseling out of things is important to learn! It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel.

Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

(upon meeting Kang and Kodos) Oh my God - space aliens. Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids - eat them!

When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!